hi-im-becca:

It’s time.

littleturtleduck:

(via hotboyproblems)

barebackinq:

*runs out of breath while eating*

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: memegod, via dulect)

compljcated:

i hope my soulmate slept well last night

(via bang)

obviousplant:

I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.

(Source: obviousplant, via humorstaff)

animericans:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

(via stepochanie)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via humorstaff)

sheabutterbitch:

blackmodel:

L I T E R A L L Y

mannnn lmfao

(Source: onlytwitterpics, via humorstaff)

just-shower-thoughts:

If multiple universes exist, maybe déjà vu is when you’re in perfect sync with yourself from another universe for a brief moment in time.

(via facebovvered)

andinthemeantimeconsultabook:

The Best of Twitter dragging Pepsi™ and Kendall Jenner’s ignorant ass for that horrendous new ad they just released.

(via dulect)

stability:

this is so pure

(via hotboyproblems)

dapperdragon:

shitty-dad:

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

(Source: shittydad, via ruinedchildhood)

123igottagopee:

swordfite:

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

(Source: gryffon, via dulect)

hellonicetomisha:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

:(((((

(Source: shencomix, via cartel)